How to Kill a Song in 2 days

Step 1. Choose a Christian song with a fairly catchy chorus/bridge.
Step 2. Play it at a Blessed Conference for 10 minutes.
Step 3. Play it once more when worship is over on the pastor's request for 15 minutes.
Step 4. Play it once more when the speaker tells you to for 40 minutes as decides to give his sermon as the fourth verse over the song.
Step 5. Repeat the next day.

RIP


Tomorrow is Day 3. Will we play you once (or thrice) again?

edit: The answer is yes.

If only...

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If only I had a brain.

written by E.Y. Harburg.

Beautiful writing, no? I was listening to my favorite radio show where they did the regular version that the scarecrow does and then, right after, a super mellow version by Harry Connick Jr. and it was the first time I got to listen to the lyrics.